++ADV 450

um, okay.  i can only assume Leroy Troy hung himself after this one.

um, okay. i can only assume Leroy Troy hung himself after this one.

Hmm…where do I start?  I guess I could start where I woke up this morning and a flying squirrel immediately leaped into my face.  Oh wait, I’m sorry, that was part of the dream I had, my bad. 

I guess I could say that I woke up around 6:30 AM this morning to do my daily crunches, my daily shower, and my daily kick in the groin I like to call STA 114.  STA 114 is actually my early morning 3D form class, which I am incredibly behind in since my absence last week (RIP Jeremy and best wishes to Allister) and had to spend the entire morning plaster-casting a metal and floral infused bionic man…it’s okay if you don’t understand, a future post will elaborate on that one.

After completely trashing my clothes and a few of my friends clothes in the plaster building, I started eyeing my ADV 450 class at 3:00 PM.  Now ADV 450 isn’t your average class; the “F” word is constantly tossed around, references to putting our balls in Kid Rock’s mouth aren’t rare, and the incredibly random field trip is always on the agenda.  Today the plan was to meet at Elderly Instruments in Lansing, grab dinner at a mexican restaurant, and finish off the evening with a special viewing of MSU‘s upcoming theater rendition of “Medea”.

First up is Elderly.  Now if you readers aren’t aware of Elderly Instruments, they’re an absolutely AMAZING guitar shop.  They are considered one of the best sources for EVERYTHING string instrument associated in the entire world.  I’m being completely serious right now, F guitar center, check out Elderly located at 1100 N. Washington St.  They don’t mess around.  Here a few photographs that I took of my adventure…

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That picture on the far right is a picture of a $225,000 mandolin.  Yeah.  Our class is currently working on some advertising/marketing campaigns for Elderly so stay tuned in for some sexy ass designs soon.

Continuing on with class, here’s what we did next…

shotgunning

Shotgunned Bud Light on the Red Cedar river bank.

Apparently Scott (pictured in the far left pic) knows how to prepare a shotgunner with nothing but his naked finger.  You know everyone in 450 (including our professor) had to see it in action.  The series of pics located above illustrates this quite nicely…  and yes, that is my professor and fellow colleague, Jessie K, shotgunning a beer in the concluding pics.

Here’s more visual documentation of ADV 450:

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Eric and Dan doin' the damn thing. Dan kicked Eric's assssssss!

So once the spontaneous drinking closed, the plans for mexican food and theater rehearsal were scratched — why?  I really don’t know why, I wan’t paying attention.  The drive home suddenly begins…but something isn’t right.  My passenger, Natalie, makes a comment about the adjacent store front named “Preuss Pets“. 

Hell yea, we’re goin. 

After spending an hour in Pruess armed with nothing but my camera, I came out alive with a memory card of photos.  Here are a few…

this guy wanted me to get his good side so we made arrangements

this guy wanted me to get his good side so we made arrangements

 

 

wait, which one is the male sea horse?  (DL Jim Gaffigan for all of you that didn't just erupt in laughter at that one)

wait, which one is the male sea horse? (DL Jim Gaffigan for all of you that didn't just erupt in laughter at that one)

this is the guy.  Cutest SOB you'll ever see.

this is the guy. Cutest SOB you'll ever see.

Fish are F***ING HILARIOUS.

Fish are F***ING HILARIOUS.

He's just sad because of the rain.

He's just sad because of the rain.

Enough of the stink-eye already, I'll wrap this post up soon.

Enough of the stink-eye already, I'll wrap this post up soon.

Ray Charles straight up, check the video below.

Ray Charles straight up, check the video below.

Well there you go Undergrounders, that’s what I do.  I take pictures of hilarious fish and shotgun beers during class.  The truth is out!!!

Thursday we’re heading to Detroit.  Why you ask?  Because we can. 

I’m sure I’ll have something incredibly rediculous to post again soon.

this guy's name is Fred and he's 62 years old!!! His wife was named Ginger (not pictured), but she's only 52...and looked like a total bitch.

One Response to “++ADV 450”

  1. Preuss Pets is the ish!

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