Quacks will become “Quax”

Quacks, this is everyone.  Everyone, say hello to Quacks.

Unfortunately, this will be the last anyone sees of Quacks.  He was hand selected by yours truly from a wide array of his peers sprawled out on a table last week in my sculpture class.  The assignment is to study Quacks–his form, his material, specific shapes, his skin/fur/feathers–whatever you want to call it, and finally develop my own interpretation.

It’s safe to say, Quacks will never be the same.  Since these photos, his stitches have been surgically removed, his skin pulled away, and his innards have been discarded.  Oh, but fear not my fellow Undergrounders, Quacks is not dead.  He will be reincarnated into a masterpiece where he will hopefully live forever.  Although I’d love to recreate Quacks into a gigantic robotic version of himself (he’s just so damn cute with his yellow bow and all), the assignment calls for a sculpture that’s anything but a larger replica of him.

Damnit.  All I want is a jumbo Quacks for the corner of my room that would double as a beanbag.

Oh, but you don’t have to worry.  While some of my classmates may be putting together monkey heads out of wood scraps, styro-foam teddy bear arms, and yarn-wrapped water bottle parrot wings; I can promise you I’ll be tapping into Quacks’ deepest thoughts and feelings.  What does he really want to be?  How does he feel about being crammed into an old computer box for the last 8 years?  What’s his favorite song?  What are his turn ons?  No, I’m not high.  Yes, I do have a trick up my sleeve.  I can’t give too much away…but I can describe “Quax” (his future name) as being…  graffiti + Ewok + hangover + kinky bondage + simple housekeeping + winter weather.  Once again, I’m not high (and I don’t plan on it).

How will I keep Quacks’ spirit alive once he becomes “Quax”?  You’ll have to stay sitting by your computer constantly refreshing the page until I update again.  Or you could check back next week.  Yeah, check back next week maybe.

Will you answer his final plea for help and save him?

No, because I already killed him.